Ma Deuce Gunner

Ma Deuce Gunner


Sunday, July 17, 2005

Just Try It, We Triple-Dog Dare You....

(HAT TIP: Patrick Al-Kafir)

Britain has got something genius. They have their hunters out.

"The covert armed units are under orders to shoot to kill if surveillance suggests that a terror suspect is carrying a bomb and he refuses to surrender if challenged."

I think this is great. Anyone seen the movie "After the Sunset"? In it, Pierce Brosnan's character, a retired jewel thief, trying to rid himself of the urge to steal the last Napoleon Diamond, tells the FBI Agent tracking him exactly how he would do it, therefore negating his chances of success. This, I believe, is the other side of the coin, in my sometimes disjointed thinking. Instead of the bad guy telling the good guy what they are doing, the Brits are saying this to the terrorists:

"We have a pretty good idea who you are, you buggers. We are watching you. Actually, you may or may not be in a set of crosshairs right now. So, you splodeydoper, walk the line, and make NO uncertain moves, especially if you are wearing a rucksack, and if you do not assume the position of "Y", as in the Village People song, we will not hesitate to turn your head into a canoe, courtesy of one (or more, depending on our mood) of Her Majesty's Royal Armory 168gr 7.62X51mm Match bullets, or whatever be the cartridge of the day. So, be good, you militant islamofacsist terrorists, because Cecil, Basil, and Terrence can hit you from farther away than you think. Toodle'oo!!"

See, the English have it right. No charges, no trials, if you are in the act of attempting to commit mass murder by blowing yourself up in a public venue, they are going to stop you, by whatever means necessary, and then go have a pint. Period. Personally, I hope they kill a terrorist or two this fashion. I believe the message would resound further that way.

SCOUTS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!


(Open Post courtesy of The Mudville Gazette)


At 2:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally I'd ship them back to Dar al Islam, or land of Islam and shut down free traffic in the mediterrean sea. Crude, barbaric, but should do the trick...I'd like to see how a Muslim extremist is going to bomb a western target in Europe if they're not allowed in & with strict/tight security.
But then again its a quite radical 'solution'*cough.

Shooting them down, I doubt its legality..but then again I dont care, shooters up

At 4:39 AM, Anonymous jamie good said...

I love it!!! Where can I sign up to be on the sniper team?

My quick Irish temper and German stubborness is probably just what they need.

At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didnt know Eires could shoot :).jk

At 11:06 AM, Blogger GunnNutt said...

Great news! If this keeps up, they might even allow ordinary law-abiding citizens to arm themselves again. (OK, one can always hope, eh?)

At 2:00 PM, Blogger Brigant said...

Ah thats why Europe stinks.
Hard market is filled with criminals (d'uh) certainly with the sorts of people that need money to blow up things.

At 2:31 PM, Blogger devildog6771 said...

Well, can't see why it wouldn't be legal.? If a terrorists is on their way to kill and are challanged, and refuse to stop, then hell yes, shoot them.

At least they got a warning. That's far more generous than what the terrorists do, kill without compunction, indescriminately. This is war on a world scale. Only wish more people could bring themselves to see this for what it is!

At 1:50 PM, Anonymous MorningSun said...

I point out that just after the bombings they found 9 car bombs ready to go in a car. They have reason to do this.

Seems the Brits are being pretty sane about this. They expect more attacks
Primed bombs' could point to more suicide cells

At 7:34 PM, Blogger StinKerr said...

Oh, I have no doubt that they'll get them. One way or another, it makes no difference. Silent and deadly works for me.

Which reminds me of the Gurkhas and that lovely flatware they carry around with them. Those lads can cut your head off and you won't know it till the next morning when you get up and find you've left it on the pillow.

At 9:05 PM, Blogger Subsunk said...


Glad to see you've been thinking about this problem as well. A good post, son. Remember to be careful. Time's almost up. Want to hear from you when you return.

Press on.


At 12:09 AM, Blogger Pebble said...

I hope it's true... No biggie, they would of blown themselves up anyway. When 12 virgins don't show up, they'll think they're being punished for being a miserable failure... poor terrorist baby.

At 12:35 AM, Blogger patrickafir said...

Instant martyrdom—never saw it comin'. Zip!


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